Gym sex and make-up.
August 29th 2007 19:23
One of my 'girlfriends' from high school said that when she goes to the gym, she gets really horny afterwards. I can understand why, there is lots of chemically enhanced air running through the gym, and the male scent is a natural attraction. Some men have it more than others. Brad Pitt must drink the stuff.
I've been going to the gym for about 3 weeks now, i'm seeing a lot of improvement in myself, although my stamina is still terrible. I'm planning to go twice a day from next week, which will be tough...but i want a six pack.
Today was a little bit embarrassing and terribly awkard however, as unknown to me, cycling away on the bikes, a girl called Leanne sat next to me. She looked very different without makeup. She was the first girl i ever had sex with (at the ripe age of 17). I haven't spoken to her much since. I always thought she was a lovely girl, but i was too tied up with College and getting drunk all the time, so nothing much ever happened.
Whilst the conversation wasn't bad, i found it exremely hard to concentrate and it was a tad embarrassing. How ON EARTH can you remain dignified when sweating,smelling and frankly, breathing like a dog. I think she felt worse though, as she left within 20 minutes of getting there saying she was exhausted, bless. Always the self-conscious one she was.
So i plodded on, moved on to the running machines. When there, i noticed a girl that i recognised. On further inspection, it was a girl, unsuprisingly, called Leanne, who i have also slept with. I knew she went to the gym, we speak on myspace now and again, and again, she is a delightful girl. However, learning my lessons from about 20 minutes earlier, i just didn't even make eye contact. There was no point and i'm pretty sure i would have been too out of breath to talk sentences to her.
So what lessons are to be learnt? Never sleep with girls that are going to want to go to the gym i guess, and keep your eyes to yourself, or you could find yourself having an AWFUL workout with someone you used to know
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Comment by Simon Marks
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Personally, if I have been sufficently attracted enough to a girl to sleep with her, then the thought of seeing her later in gym gear while sweating and panting is simply fantastic. The awkward factor is there to be thrived of.